Topshop Metallic Foil shirt, WHBM red pants (amazing pair here and wide leg version here), ASOS beanie, Zara gold heels, Revlon “love that red” lipstick, Ray Ban aviator sunnies, Celine clutch, Gabriela Artigas ring

Hi. My name is Mary and I am wearing tin foil. Basically this top lends you to be a modern tin woman, which means it is a total MAN REPELLER. The first thing my husband said was, “What is that thing hanging in the closet?” The second man to see it said, “Are you wearing tin foil?” Both of these were said with utter confusion. Perfect! Men don’t need to always understand our fashion choices, they just need to take us to fun dinners so we can display them.

This material also comes in a dress and skirt. I was about to pull the trigger on the dress (I thought it would look so cute with otk boots) when I decided the top was more practical. Well, as practical as wearing tin foil can get!

p.s. Since I am in Chicago right now visiting the amazing, Jena, I had to post pictures of my pooch whom I am missing SO much!

p.p.s. NORDSTROM is having their HALF-YEARLY sale and offering 40% off! Go, like now! How amazing is this Theory Randelle sweater (now only $130)